on ninjas

Seen one?! Have I ever! But not everyone can. Only the ones that have lived through a ninja attack (and there are only 3 people in the world that has lived to tell the tale). I'm not saying I lived through one, but a homeless pirate told me about it. I know, the homeless man might be crazy. But I trust his pirate instincts. They messed with his family (and awesome cat) and he will get his revenge.

Now please be careful. They are everywhere and no where. The come in many different forms.